A Y2k Ditty

Sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Chirstmas

By: Sasha the Demented Mistress

On the first day of Y2K my true love gave to me:

One Left-over MRE

Two Dead Squirrels

Three Zippo Flints

Four Sterno Cans

Five Gold-filled Teeth

Six Crunchie Termites

Seven Jugs of Water

Eight Plastic Trash Bags

Nine Clips of Ammo

Ten New Diseases

Eleven Raving Madmen

Twelve Burnt-out Bunkers