A Y2k Ditty |
Sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Chirstmas |
By: Sasha the Demented Mistress |
One Left-over MRE
Two Dead Squirrels
Three Zippo Flints
Four Sterno Cans
Five Gold-filled Teeth
Six Crunchie Termites
Seven Jugs of Water
Eight Plastic Trash Bags
Nine Clips of Ammo
Ten New Diseases
Eleven Raving Madmen
Twelve Burnt-out Bunkers