animated fire

An ugly wooden tiki god in a fake stone niche, surrounded by sacrifices, a.k.a. junk

animated fire

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Make a Virtual Sacrifice to Avoid Virtual Doom*

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Sacrificed so far:

 a chocolate bar
Chocolate

 a lear jet

Lear Jet

 a stack of AOL trial disks

5,000 AOL Trial Disks

The Brooklyn Bridge

The Brooklyn Bridge

Godiva giftbox

Better Chocolate

2 ha'pennies

Not one, but two, ha'pennies.

 Blurry photo of some kind of hand-assembly operation.

An entire Trojan factory, with workers.

 An ordinary desktop printer.

An Epson 640 Inkjet printer 

 

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To make a virtual sacrifice, send e-mail to Sasha the Demented and write "Magua Sacrifice" in the subject field.  Write what you are sacrificing in the body of the e-mail.  If you like, you can attach an image of the sacrificed object, preferably smaller than 1" x 1". 

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TALES FROM THE CRYPT THEME

I hate this midi! Play something else! (Warning: other options might not be better).

Door Number 1

Door Number 2

Door Number 3


* Sacrifice for entertainment purposes only.  Magua and his appointed representative (hereafter, "the Webmistress)" are under no obligation to avert doom, virtual or actual.  Magua and the Webmistress are not responsible for any doom you many experience on or off this website.  Have a nice day.

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